Zero-Dollar Shopping, Million-Dollar Poison

Ignoring supermarket employee Ethan's desperate warnings, brazen looter Tyrell steals a jar of lethal experimental gel, convinced it's a luxury supplement for billionaires. He throws a wild party, inviting his entire crew to snort the stuff. After a series of hilariously disastrous attempts to save themselves, Tyrell leaves the whole gang permanently Smurf-blue, millions of dollars in debt, and locked up for life.